I’ve been looking for stickers everywhere. I would totally put this on my laptop with the Tacheles sticker from Berlin, the moose sticker from Stockholm, and the PenguinHats.com sticker from Awesomeland.

Also I stand with planned parenthood.

Meet Peter Waldron, the Michele Bachmann staffer widely credited with being responsible for securing the Christian voters that led to Bachmann winning the Iowa Straw Poll last weekend. You’ve probably never heard of him before, because he’s spent a good portion of the past number of years in Africa.

Or rather, in jail in Africa. For terrorism.

Waldron, who posed as an American CIA agent (He’s not one.) while in Uganda, worked extensively with David Bahati and Pastor Martin Ssempa to promote the country’s internationally-decried Kill The Gays Bill – the piece of legislation seeking to punish homosexuals with the death penalty.

At some point during his pretend spy games or his campaigning to round up and kill off all of Uganda’s LGBT citizens, Waldron was arrested for illegal possession of assault rifles and ammunition just days before the country’s first multi-party election in two decades. Now what on earth would a good ol’ Christian fella need assault rifles for on election day?

Waldron was charged with terrorism, and locked in jail for 37 days until the Bush administration intervened  and had him set free in 2006.

Which bring us to today. Peter Waldron has been hired to serve as a senior staff member for Michele Bachmann‘s presidential campaign. Again, a convicted terrorist who advocates the murder of an entire country’s LGBT population, and who allegedly planned on getting all assault rifle-y on election day has been hired by Michele Bachmann to help her win the American presidential election.

No – seriously.

this embodies just about everything that makes me angry in this world.

that is all.

PenguinHats.com <—- CLICK ME

So awesome.

I’m considering actually using my Tumblr just as a place to say things I don’t care to say on facebook, I’ve already made my feelings clear on my facebook friends and how little they care about anything that’s important

Google+ for the win

OR people my age or just of my generation or, less likely since on average my Facebook friends have high IQs, my facebook friends go on a fucking tear when someone hits a home run in the playoffs or LeBron James decides to play a game and be rich in Miami instead of Cleveland - but when dozens of kids are shot post-terror bombing in Oslo (not sure how many of these people knew where Oslo was before the attack) or when a president a lot of these people voted for turns out to be a moderate republican more interested in an election agenda than an economy.

I cant decide if people can’t care or won’t care, but they certainly don’t care. And most people that claim to do so now but in four days will be back to blissful ignorance. Someone please tell me, even if it’s not true, that this wasn’t always the case.

Stockholm (yes, Sweden) is the prettiest place in the world. Forget the Madrid, Parises, and Hawaiis of the summer travel world - Stockholm is where it’s at. I don’t know what ‘it’ is, but it’s here and I’m thoroughly enjoying it.

HELLO COOKING CHANNEL. WELCOME TO ENGLISH.  Something cannot be “very unique” or “really unique” or “most unique.”  Unique means one of a kind, you’re either unique or you’re not. There’s no way I’m the only person that notices this.

Kay bye.

If you want proof that news programs are not really news programs, but rather attention-seeking, profit-focused entertainment programs - notice how many times you’ve seen a headline or heard an “And tonight, after the game, …” are about new pictures or new tweets from Anthony Weiner. WE KNOW WHAT HE DID. 

This is seperate of my disdain for our country’s preference of prudery over reason. Nothing makes me sick like a social conservative. 

Kay bye.

How are you?

I have to bring a prose poem of my own design to class (I’m taking summer classes for the lulz) tomorrow. This is a problem because, well, I don’t have a prose poem; I need to write one.  So I’m posting here because if I like my prose poem (my relationship with my writing is fairly abusive so don’t count on it), I’ll share. And if not, at least I got to warm up by blogging a paragraph with a real life semicolon.  

Goodnight :\

fuck yeah.

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ask me if i just read this 700 times

if you dont understand this, get off the internet please

bye internet

what even is this? Stop the hate it’s not cool man

 I don’t even understand. Whoever made this is illiterate and ignorant. Perhaps you’ve forgotten that this isn’t about who’s right and who’s wrong. It’s about love. Something you obviously don’t understand.

im vytinhngd

stop the hate

^ This is hilarious.